‘Britain’s vainest man’ caught drink-driving in Tamworth
‘BRITAIN’S VAINEST MAN’ spent the night in the cells after being arrested for drink-driving in Tamworth after a night out.
23-year-old Sam Barton from Sutton Coldfield, gained a reputation for his vanity after getting a £5,000 nose job on the NHS in a bid to make himself look like former TOWIE star Joey Essex.
MailOnline state that the self-styled ‘king of the talentless’, was pulled over in the early hours of this morning after he allegedly drove his Toyota Yaris the wrong way around a roundabout in Tamworth.
This morning, he took to Twitter to tell his 21,000 followers: ‘Not the night I had planned…. I suppose I didn’t have to pay for a hotel.’
Not the night I had planned…. I suppose i didn’t have to pay for a hotel 😂😂
— sam barton (@sambarton16) July 11, 2015
A source told MailOnline that Barton’s night in police custody was ‘awful’ and ‘was like being in a Third World country’: “Honestly, they wouldn’t give him a make-up wipe,’ the source said. ‘He had to try and ungrip his hair extensions himself.
“It wasn’t exactly luxury. Let’s just say, it’s not what he is used to.
“His whole routine of going to bed went out through the window. It was awful. It was like a Third World country.”
A friend of Sam’s, 28-year-old Josie May who was allegedly with Barton at the time, spoke to MailOnline saying: “We were going towards Lichfield in his Toyota Yaris and he got pulled over by the Tamworth Wetherspoon’s, he didn’t say anything, he just got out the car and they breathalysed him. He said he was sober, but he was suspected of being twice the legal limit.
“They got him to walk in a straight line and he couldn’t. They arrested him and took him to Tamworth police station.”
“We went out in Tamworth,’ she said. First we went out in Penny Black’s then we moved on to a nightclub called Kudos.”
The account of Josie May does however appear a little inaccurate and so it is not clear how reliable her account is, from local knowledge, there is not a night club in Tamworth called Kudos, this is an Indian Restaurant in Fazeley so I presume she means Kuda - although with Barton, perhaps ‘Vanity’ would have been a more appropriate venue!
Other inaccuracies include the fact that UK police tend not ask people to ‘walk in a straight line’ as a test of sobriety, the breathalyser is a simple test for them. Finally, Tamworth Police Station is very rarely used for prisoners.
Boasting
Earlier this week, Barton took to Twitter to reveal he had gotten away with driving while drunk. He said: ‘So last night I got pulled and I was steaming drunk. I showed the officer a card trick and the prat didn’t even breathalyse me.
So last night I got pulled and I was steaming drunk. I showed the officer a card trick and the prat didn’t even breathalyse me 😂😂 — sam barton (@sambarton16) July 6, 2015
A spokesman for Staffordshire Police confirmed to MailOnline that Barton spent the night in custody at Burton Police Station.
He is due to appear before magistrates on suspicion of drink-driving on July 31.
What a prick!!!!!
Birminghams biggest div
Got what he deserves.
How did he get that on the NHS for free? The doctor who sanctioned that needs a good talking to!
From his Twitter last night!
“a cell”
some decent police who don’t bow down to ur idiotic demands and won’t accept that u r above the law…… really! u should be proud of the fact u r making a. prat of ur self!!!!
What a div
What a moron … Def has little man syndrome by the sounds of it!! Look at the state of the pair of them.. Its Tamworth not Essex… What a pair or freaks!
Maison McDonnell it’s your pal again
Wait right there he ain’t no pal of mine! Hahah
Hahaha what a div lol
Bellend haha
Twat
Tool
Anything to do with Tamworth Informed story about near miss last night?
Don’t believe so.
How ironic that he tried to make himself look like Joey Essex; my comment before even reading the article was going to be,
‘So, Joey Essex has been arrested in Tamworth?’
Wants putting down
Shame he never had a brain update
This idiot was on judge rinder the other week and also judge geordie.. Haha what a div!
a quick way of chasing fame!!!!!
Fucktard
Fucktard
Knob Jockey !!!!
Knob Jockey !!!!
Hope the judge sees his tweets so he can be jailed, then some fecker in prison can break his pretty new nose!!!
I think more than his nose will be broken in
Wasn’t he on judge Geordie the other night??
Arsewipe
Bet he’s got a plastic dick.he he.
Bet he’s got a plastic dick.he he.
Again Sam!!!!!
Yup x
No
x
What a top cock
Saw it coming … shame he cares more for himself than any passengers lives he may have had with him … or other road users … If anyone missed him he was going the wrong way on a one way … In front of the police station!
Puddings ready - hope he gets his just desserts !
What a complete bell end!!
Why oxygen theifs like this dick are given any media attention is beyond me. Sick and tired of seeing utter wankers becoming so called celebrities for no reason. It’s about time the media stopped pushing talentless pricks like Rylan and his stupid teeth the entire cast of towie, geordie shore and all the others. No wonder half the kids growing up turn out like they are doing watching shit TV filled with these false fame hungry tossers.
Kate Morton
Kenisha Asquith
He drives a Yaris too.. Enough said what a knob!